thefactsofthematter:

my name is karen :)

my hair is shiny :)

my teeth are perfect :)

my skirt is tiny :)

it barely covers :)

my perky hiney :)

my name is karen, i may not be smart…

coochieneck:

BE PREPARED FOR REJECTION WHEN YOU REFUSE TO BE MANIPULATED

teaboot:

quietdeviant:

teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

SAME FRIEND, SAME

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around

abbelbabbel:

robo-ahoge:

i dont remember much abt my naruto phase but i liked that one dude who looked like this

thats finn adventuretime

lightsintheskye:

doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

My favorite movie.

sundial911:

actualrenegadepearl:

stabsinthe:

what if we’re all minecraft creations and the blocks are just really really tiny

Atoms

We are round boys

frozen-nips:

trashboat:

pemsylvania:

i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen

you snorted a mint?

silentlycrazy:

crewdlydrawn:

radicallindsay:

I’m livid

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

Jeff goldblum and Tony hawk lead exact opposite lives

glassvillage:

glassvillage:

hi im an 18 year old disabled gay trans man living with my abusive parents in an unsafe conservative town. 

ive applied to over a dozen jobs and have yet to hear back from any of them. applying for disability isnt an option bc i have no access to my own medical records. the most money im able to make is $5-$10 a week from performing in drag.

consider sparing some money and helping me escape a home and town where im in danger every day of my life.

https://www.paypal.me/leokerrigan (please ignore my deadname)

i have gotten exactly one donation so far and i needed most of it to get home from my drag show last night.